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Jul 4th, 2009

@nettagyrl LOL I could just see him putting some erotica in his next cookbook! *snicker* @the_grilldog #
@CelticRomanzqEn Thanks for the follow, and I am following you back. Looking forward to learning more about your writing. #
@The_Grilldog You do that! I’d be interested to read an erotic scene from you! LOL #
LMAO RT @jane_l: “The thickness at the tip tapered to a long, equally thick shaft. ” #romfail how can it taper to an equally thick shaft? #
@jane_l #romfail “phallus ” and “pleading cunny”? OMFG!! #
LOL again! RT @zumayabooks: Maybe it’s shaped like an hourglass. That would be interesting. #romfail #
Historical or hysterical? RT @foulpapers: Ewww. RT @arianna_skye: well it is a historical lol #romfail #
She keeps using the word womb as if that is where the dick is.LOL RT @LorelieBrown: @jane_l Did she actually use the word vagina??? #RomFail #
LOL yet again! RT @jimnduncan: I’ve had it bass-ackward all these years! #romfail #
I second that. This one is pleasingly filarious tonight! RT @NicoleDGreen: #romfail is hilariously entertaining. #
Really? Before my time! RT @tsokolov: @chasuk I love old books using “ejaculate” to mean “exclaim”. #romfail #
Seriously? OMG RT @rebyj: I googled. Pego- penis of man or beast. #romfail #
you’re so clever tonight RT @arianna_skye: sponge bob square womb RT @jane_l: I call shenanigans “the spongy flesh of her womb.” #romfail #
@tsokolov I would keep thinking it was sexual. lol #romfail #
EEEWWWW @jane_l: @susanmpls Yes, How is it getting up on her hips unless, well, there is a lot of fluid being ejaculated #romfail #
@arianna_skye Even though they increased it to 150? #romFail #
@jane_l These words she uses are just…weird #romfail #
@jane_l His sac burst? Damn, I almost choked on my cole slaw! #romfail #
@jane_l Damn, I should NOT be eating while reading this shit! LOL #romfail #
@jane_l Purple prose? I thought that was a flowery way to describe it, not a disgusting way! #romfail #
@arianna_skye: @jane_l historically accurate is no excuse to use crappy ridiculous words #romfail #
@jamieharrington OMG, your best buy put up a twitter poster? That’s funny! #
@jane_l LOL lavalike warmth? Wouldn’t that burn off his pego? #romfail #
@rebyj OUCH! lmao #romfail #
@nettagyrl You don’t know what it is? Oh, girl, you’re missing out! LOL #romfail #
So true! LOL RT @melissablue13: @nettagyrl #romfail is a heinous crime commited against romantic literature. or WTF was that author smoking. #
@jane_l Ok I’m guessing marbles are balls, but whose fingers are those? #romfail #
@jane_l damn, all I can say is this woman needs to use normal words! This is terrible. #romfail #
Turning? The whole damn thing is a horror/comedy novel! LOL RT @jimnduncan: rofl. this is turning into a horror novel. #romfail #
@The_Grilldog Did you write it or just film it? #
@rebyj Yeah, these people need shamwow! Or something to absorb all this ewy liquid. LOL #romfail #
@jane_l If you can call those disgusting messes actual sex scenes. LOL #romfail #
@arianna_skye I wouldn’t want her working for my epub…if I had one! LOL #romfail #
@jane_l Pretty bad when the whole anthology makes #romfail #
@The_Grilldog Well, turn all that into a sex scene and then you’ll have erotica. LOL #
@nettagyrl yeah, I thought Kensington was a respectable pub. Maybe I should check out some of their other offerings. LOL #
@nettagyrl With all the rejections I’ve received in the past, I didn’t think any pub was THAT desperate. Jeesh! #
@TerriMo It pisses me off to say the least, but I sure did enjoy laughing at that #romfail crap! LOL #
@TerriMo Well, if they’re like Jane, they buy it to make fun of it…but still, the author is crying all the way to the bank! #
@iamachiapet All you can do is wonder and pity the acquisitions people. Who hired them? Did they actually enjoy reading unedited version? #
@nettagyrl I’ve always believed in the following expression: “It’s not who you know, it’s who you blow!” LOL #
@The_Grilldog Sometimes imagination isn’t enough. The reader wants it spelled out for them. Which is why erotica (and pr0n) is so popular. #
@iamachiapet Pretend? I’m sure it was better! LOL #
@MelissaEGilbert Were you octomom? If so, yeah, that was the best. LOL #
@jane_l Then it wouldn’t be #romfail, would it? #
@The_Grilldog I was in the military. Does that count? #
@MelissaEGilbert What, the beer can? LOL #
@MelissaEGilbert LMAO. Oh, the beer can is taped to the trophy! LOL #
@HoodedMan Are you a vampire? LOL #
@jane_l As long as there are no excess fluids and explosions, all will be well with the world. #romfail #
@nettagyrl Oh yes, I believe in the casting couch. Hmmm…what would it be called virtually? #
@nettagyrl Cloud moment is good. Makes me think of cloud movement though. LOL #
@nettagyrl Yeah, wasn’t even a good movie on its own, how could they expect Mulder and Scully to save it!? Blah! #
@rebyj No, I didn’t. I’ll have to check it out. did you let her know you reviewed it? #
@TerriMo They are the example of who will publish anything as long as it has p*ssy and c*ck in it. LOL #
@nettagyrl LOL…I still like casting cloud. #
@TerriMo It’s not even 10 here! Where are you? #
@nettagyrl I had such high hopes for the sequel too. Very disappointed. #
@TerriMo Same here. LOL..Yeah, I’m tired but refuse to go to bed this early! #
@The_Grilldog Cerebral moments on the casting cloud! There you go! LOL @nettagyrl #
@nettagyrl Maybe they’ll make up for it with the third movie…if it’s ever made. #
@rebyj I think she only responds to people who piss her off. A bit backwards, if you ask me. #
@TerriMo Yeah, I had to practice writing with the P & C words to qualify as erotica, especially for cobblestone. Much easier now! #
@TerriMo Oh yeah, you can’t go to bed before your daughter gets home! #
@nettagyrl Cheesy soap opera! LOL…Like sands through the hourglass, so are the cerebral moments on the casting cloud. #
@TerriMo Strange that they wouldn’t even let their current authors submit sensual. They still have that on their banners. #
@nettagyrl Delirious! Funny movie. One of my John Candy favorites. #
@nettagyrl I’m still laughing about that one. Should be a bumper sticker! Maybe I’ll put it on my site. LOL #
@TerriMo Did your book do well with them? I’ve been meaning to ask. #
@rebyj Yeah, me too! I would just block the ass, not give them more attention! #
@nettagyrl You have a Zesty Nachos site? What’s the link? #
@rosemariewolf Do a search or click on the term and all the posts will come up. It’s funny trash talk on bad erotica #romfail #
@TerriMo Well, reviews are important too. I’m hoping my book does well. I’ll keep you updated. #
@TerriMo Croco designs did my cover. I don’t have a date, but going by how my cover is listed, I’m thinking August 21st for release. #
@The_Grilldog What? Everyone will show up for a cloud couch! Wht’s wrong with u? LOL @nettagyrl #
@The_Grilldog LMAO…yeah, something definitely doesn’t smell right! #
Dang, I’m getting tired. will have to crash soon! Should have been working on my book, not LMAO on twitter! #
@nettagyrl Hell, I’m not as nutty as @the_grilldog is! LOL #
@TerriMo What’s so great about my cover is I found croco designs before I submitted to CP. So ironic that she did my cover! Love her work! #
@The_Grilldog Says you! I don’t even know who the Grateful Dead are! LOL..showing your age, are you? #
@nettagyrl A foodie with an erotic mind? Dang, I’m sure @the_grilldog loves that. LOL #
@The_Grilldog Only 1 loyal fan? that’s so sad! #
@TerriMo The only thing I wish I’d had her change on mine is the title font. I just SO loved the rest, I accepted her first attempt. lol #
OMG, Amazon has my kindle books listed twice with different prices! WTF? #
@TerriMo Texas doesn’t have cactus? I thought parts of it did. #
@RoseMarieWolf That’s weird that you couldn’t find anything from search. Using the #romfail hash tag brings up all the posts. #
@TerriMo Yeah, I’ve got a painting with those type cactus. Always what I pictured in my book Mexican Sunsets. Takes place in El Paso. #
LOL You’re funny! @BrentSpiner Watching ID4. Showed it to Spiner in mirror. pressed against the glass & said, “release me.” ..my face hurts. #
@HoodedMan If that’s the short answer. What’s the long one? #
@PennyAsh Because they’re fattening and will go straight to your hips. LOL #
@PennyAsh Yes, they do that. Must… resist… chips! #
I just took the “How bitchy are you?” quiz and got: your bitch level is 30%! Try it: http://bit.ly/18Wcgg #
I just took the “Who’s Your Movie Boyfriend?” quiz and got: Kirk from Star Trek.! Try it: http://bit.ly/144FsH #
I just took the “Who’s Your Fantasy Boyfriend?” quiz and got: Jacob from Twilight! Try it: http://bit.ly/xpMaU #
@bridgemama LOL me too! He wasn’t even my fav Star Trek guy. #
@bridgemama I like the new Bones #
I just uploaded a mobibook to my phone. Amazing how easy it is to read. Now I have something to read while standing in line. LOL #

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