Twitter Tweets for 2009-06-13
- Cause alot of us LIKE to read about it!
RT @zoewinters: why can’t sex in romance just stay behind closed doors? # - LOL. I was scratching my head about “femal”…wtf?
RT @DonLinn: @jane_l or ‘female, either one. #romfail # - I’m sure it does *snickers*
RT @DonLinn: @judel My spelling during this segment of the evening sometimes suffers. # - Your sorrows? What’s wrong? RT @bookwhore: Drowning my sorrows in Blue Bell Banana Split ice cream. #
- Yeah, almost as bad as the C word! *gasp* @jane_l Thatch is such an unsexy word. Also bush unless referring to outdoors greenery. #romfail #
- That’ll win her over…jerk! @jane_l “Jealous,†he said sadly, “that’s what you are.†#romfail #
- @bookwhore Oh damn! That sux! Sorry to hear it. #
- What a jealous beyotch! lol @jane_l Jaz refuses to go to the gallery and support Terry because he has success and she does not. #romfail #
- @jane_l lol I was about to ask if u were in twitter jail already! #
- RT: @jane_l: “We go into war zones, we go into riots.”…”we go insane and talk to animals.” #romfail #
- @jane_l She must have needed filler to make word count! lol #
- @timzero4 Is your limit exceeded? I had to shut it down. Didn’t take long at all either, dang it! Worthless! #
- @jane_l Yeah! LOL..that’s the point of this. Where’s the sex for goodness sake??!! #
- @timzero4 sounds possessed. Half the time I don’t get proper search results. Ridiculous!
# - @timzero4 Really? I’m on the twitter site and it seems fine! #
- Thx for clearing that up. @jane_l Jaz is photographer. Will is some guy trapped in the amusement park. #romfail #
- Fleshy appendage? LOL…she sure does like the word “fleshy”! @jane_l http://bit.ly/fUl4e Why are the sex descriptions so unappealing? #
- @jane_l Sounds like the writer is obsessed with amusement parks. #
- @jane_l Yeah, how can it be a ravenous romance, when there aint any romance…and it certainly aint ravenous either! Disappointed!
# - @kirstiealley wtf? #
- @KeriStevens @jane_l Not enough time to pass out…damnit! LOL #
- @DonLinn you and me both, bud! Jeesh, I’m falling asleep over here! #romfail #
- I was thinking the same thing! LMAO RT @nightsmusic: @KeriStevens Not enough. She’s still alive… #romfail #
- @jane_l soft snores…progresses to loud snoring! #romfail #
- Girlish breasts? OMG, a pedophile! @jane_l: Will is fantasizing, Alice’s “small tender buds of her smooth and girlish breasts. ” #romfail #
- At least that would have been interesting. @jackiebarbosa: @jane_l Was verra disappointed in expectations. #romfail #
- I’m guessing you can buy it at ravenous romance! RT @TerriMo: #romfail Okay, rephrased…an actual published you pay good money for book. #
- Major #eroticfail on every level! RT @Rowan_fka_Dayna: @jane_l oh you’re effing KIDDING me. #romfail #eroticfail #
- @kaaslaw LMAO! You haven’t even been following this very creepy story!
#romfail check out @jane_l # - @kaaslaw LOL…yeah, it might be too much for ya!
I’m just LMAO over here! # - @jane_l There was absolutely nothing sexy about that bj scene! blah! #romfail #
- @TerriMo Yeah, that wet plop sent gross shivers down my spine! LOL #
- Your secret is safe with me. LOLRT @KeriStevens: @nightsmusic Oh. I cannot believe I am confused by #romfail Don’t tell anyone. #
- @TerriMo LOL At least that’s better than nearly spewing beer on your monitor! #
- Yeah, I thought it came to life? @nightsmusic @jane_l Did the mannequin yell back? #romfail #
- and how many chapters are in this book? #romfail @jane_l No, Will & Jaz have not yet met. #
- Beware of the misleading blurbs!!! @TerriMo @jane_l I have to say the blurb makes it sound like a good story #romfail #
- @jane_l Dang, I think I need a break too! Maybe I’ll write my own stuff for awhile. LOL #romfail good luck @smartbitches #
- @TerriMo Going by the demand for #romfail, I’d say there are a bunch of those kind of authors out there!
# - egads! It’s actually an audiobook as well? Jeesh! @zoewinters OMG you can get it narrated! http://bit.ly/1AW5K #
- @zoewinters LOL I truly hope you’re kidding!
# - @TerriMo I haven’t found it easy to get accepted by an epub, so it pisses me off when I see trash like this accepted! grrrrr #
- @zoewinters agh! Runs away screaming! “NOOOOOOO!!!!!” #
- @zoewinters So, are you buying the audiobook?
# - @TerriMo Yeah, I will only try an epub with my erotic novellas. That seems to be the big sellers at the moment. #
- @zoewinters I’d be curious to see if Rebecca could narrate it without laughing! LOL #
- @TerriMo I’m going for hard core with my newest story, so we’ll see. I’ll be sure to check out cobblestone though. Thx for the tip!
# - @TerriMo Is cobblestone your epub? I can’t respond to your DM since you don’t follow me. #
- @zoewinters I probably couldn’t narrate a sex scene either. I love to write and read them, but not speak them. #
- @zoewinters I may have to look into podcasting, since I know next to nothing about it. #
- OMG! I just got set straight about my Amityville Horror movie review. Classic! LOL http://tinyurl.com/kvjd6p #
- @nightsmusic LOL…Right?! Can you imagine going to the trouble of joining & then citing all that stuff? It’s a REVIEW, bud! #
- I echo that sentiment! @KeiraSoleore Nooo. Brit p0rnster. I do NOT want you to show me anything. Begone! #
- @jamieharrington I’d be happy to read it for you. #
- @zoewinters Thanks for the tips. I’ll be sure to check it out.
# - @Girlfriendology Not as often as I should. Actually ashamed to admit how often. LOL #
- #squarespace is a weird name. Are the spaces really square? #
- @Bella_March Well, they’re certainly hoping to acquire a bunch of new customers. #squarespace #
- @Bella_March Oui!
#squarespace not #createspace lol # - @Bella_March I love createspace! Great website.
#squarespace # - I’m another. A bunch of us, huh?
@katiebabs @SmartBitches we are both Geminis! a week from today I am closer to retirement # - @katiebabs As a gemini, yes, I have had duel personalities. LOL Ask my husband!
# - LOL bwahahahaha RT @Bella_March @judel @katiebabs ACK! it’s the attack of the evil geminis! #
- Daily A-Z: Q is for Quiche. I’ve never been a fan of quiche though if done right, it can be tasty. Make the crust crispy to make it tastier. #
- You go, girl! Great job! RT @lheybella http://bit.ly/11JbGe hee hee #

