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Jude’s Fiction Blurbs for 2009-05-23

He bent down to pick up the apple and stepped closer. Viv held out her basket to him and tried to smile, still mesmerized by his lips. #jrf #
Those full lips parted, “You might want to get another one that isn’t bruised.” It took Viv a moment to realize he spoke of the apple. #jrf #
His voice sent shivers down her spine as she nodded. “Would you pick it out for me?” Her barely above a whisper. A corner of his mouth #jrf #
moved up to a smile. “Sure. BTW, my name is Leo,” She stared at the hand he held out before sliding her fingers up his palm. Her zodiac.#jrf #

May 23rd, 2009 by Jude Writing 0 Comment

Twitter Tweets for 2009-05-23

Ahhh, that one! LOL RT: @MamaBee4: @judel What yellow liquid is not meant for drinking that would make you barf? That one! LMAO! ;o) #
Well, I’m an author but wouldn’t use my last name. It’s way too long! @limecello: i get the author names-fine. but uber long othwse? #
OK, I get it! You’re a nut! LOL j/k RT: @MamaBee4: ……… She worked on me for 2 hours & gave up! WTF?! ;o) #
Sure it does. I do that all the time…or in the center. RT: @SmartBitches: put the tag at the end? I thought that worked. @limecello #
Had that problem yesterday. ugh on twitter RT: @bamgalace: ugh. sorry. can’t fix pic. you’ll have to deal with infant me #rrtheatre #
writers what?? RT: @favorable: writers #
Looking forward to #rrtheater @bamgalace #
Hey you’re easy to spot w/o an avatar. RT @bamgalace: #rrtheatre #
no clue what all that is. lol RT @bamgalace: Her bed is a “A Henredon Castellina four-poster bed made of Russian burled walnut” #
I’m sorry but that just sounds gross! LOL RT @bamgalace: ” his tongue wildly lapped hers as they kissed.” #rrtheatre #
LMAO OMG!!!! RT @bamgalace: “…. the sudden flood of juices…” #rrtheatre #
only you and I can see it since only our names are in it. RT @limecello: @judel nope. see? the message [the one i'm responding to] doesn’t.. #
Maybe I don’t understand what you mean by chain? RT @limecello: yes we’ll both get it, but there’s no chain #
Yeah, I never use the reply (unless I want it private) @limecello … it says “in reply to” at the bottom and if you click that, it’ll go… #
yeah, a little…but a little more…tasteless RT @toniandrews …Miller Genuine Draft 64 reminds me of something. It’s sort of like…beer. #
That’s why I always leave a bit of the original message RT @limecello makes sense..but I like the chain so i know what ppl are talking about #
Yeah that it is weird. First sex with Tawny and now Carmen? Hmmm…@jane_l: @bamgalace Why are we reading about Carmen… #RRTheatre #
LMAO! RT @limecello yes i’ve noticed that that’s b/c a) you’re very clever and b) succinct. i need all the characters i can get .. #
I guess for someone who doesn’t know Spanish? LOLRT @emmapetersen: @bamgalace Hmmm…Since when ganas start meaning horny? #
OOOHHH, sounds fun! RT @MamaBee4: Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure my blind date’s nose shouldn’t be as big as his private parts! #
Men don’t talk like that either. Banging? Jeesh! @bamgalace: #rrtheatre â€œ…that body is banging, your lips, your tongue,â€… #
Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever spit on a rod. LMAO!! @jane_l: @bamgalace #RRTheatre coming up w/ new lines to turn ppl off of sex forever. #
OMG! Didn’t think of it like that! LMAO RT @MamaBee4: @judel No… Not when the wrong one was big! LMAO! ;o) #
Damn, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this much! @bamgalace:took the words right out of my… mouth, which is not full of cock.. #rrtheatre #
LMAO I’m in a giddy mood now! RT @emmapetersen: @judel LMAO. Perfect answer. #
Damn is this a comedy or a romance? RT @bamgalace: #rrtheatre …threatened to go dry if she didnâ€™t stuff something in it. #
There’s the flooded with juices bit AGAIN! RT @bamgalace: #rrtheatre …NOT FLOODED WITH JUICES! #
I would have to say RIGHT!!! @jane_l: transcribing porn to get ur sex scenes, the description would never include spitting on someone’s rod #
Well it COULD have gone the other way. LOL RT @MamaBee4: @judel ;o) Slow on the uptake, but you got the picture! LMAO! ;o) #
That’s another first for any romance I’ve ever read! RT @bamgalace: #rrtheatre ..as she shoved the battery-operated rod deeper. #
Yeah, I can see your point…but it’s just so dang funny! RT @jenthegingerkid: @limecello Nah, not for me. I think it’s kinda mean. #
Yeah, when I unfollow I don’t tend to refollow. RT @limecello: @jenthegingerkid i’m too lazy to unfollow and follow people O-o haha… #
throws her arms up in the air and screams “NO!!!!” RT @bamgalace: #rrtheatre ah… Carmen and Tawny together at last, but not that way…yet #
You might have hit the nail on the head. @redrobinreader: readers are stupid and/or don’t care as long as juices flow freely/rods grow…? #
I’m pretty proud of my sex scenes. These just sound so bad! #rrtheater @bamgalace #
I’ve noticed ! RT @bamgalace: #rrtheatre unless I’m really, really wrong. wait, it’s been 2 chapters. There hasn’t been any sex. Hmm. #
dang, I thought that was only from 3rd party programs. Twitter itself? Jeesh!RT @jane_l: @MoriahJovan Too many tweets in an hour. #RRTheatre #
@jane_l #rrtheater Is she still locked out of twitter? It’s been half an hour. #
Thanks RT @SonjaJovan: Thank you for #FF @stayingyoung @plumbusby @RevvsF1 @try_me_the_book @KTK_ @wecomparebooks @judel @JiMpiSh #
Jude’s Forum: The Uninvited: Basic synopsis is a girl loses her mother in a fiery explosion and the.. http://tinyurl.com/r67at9 #
hey, you finally have an avatar RT @bamgalace: oh come on, twitter… #
No, Jacklyn Smith is much nicer. RT @bamgalace: #RRtheatre … comic gold if Carmen had said, “No, Kmart. The Kathy Ireland collection” #
Good lord, sounds like a nightmare RT @ECullenBound:…trying to stay awake to see if i have to take this crying girl home.. and im tired!! #
A messup or does she have super long hair? RT @bamgalace: #rrtheatre “…hand went to her hip, and she twirled a lock of hair. ” … #
OOOHHHH…LMAO RT @bamgalace: #rrtheatre @loreleibrown those are some long ass pubes. #
Fade to black? In a book??RT @bamgalace: #rrtheatre this is SO weird… they don’t have sex at all. it’s actually Fade to Black. WTF?!?!? #
LMAO I guess. RT @jimsissy: @judel She forgot to shave her hips #
Thanks RT @w8g2win: #FF @E140Tweets @bulliepupsrus @twelvexbetter @LouBow12 @rpgaming @heartreach @LiberianJewels @issuecrazy @sethsimonds #
I thought you said she was a sports writer ages ago? RT @bamgalace: #RRTheatre SHE’S A JOURNALIST?!?! And I just find this out on Chapter 5 #
OMG only 1/4 of the way through? RT @bamgalace: #rrtheatre I’m on page 45 of 187… #
@E140Tweets Did you know we can’t see your links, since they’re white on a white background? #
Darn it! RT @jimsissy: @judel *major sigh* now we’ll never find out if Tawney makes it as a whore-journalist-runway model. #
That’s too bad, cause I tend to skim past ALL CAPS w/o reading @kirstiealley lower case lower case lower case.you can not hear these letters #
LOL…you had to be there. #rrtheater RT: @The_Grilldog: @judel a whore-journalist-runway model what??? #
OMG, that is an AWFUL background!! LOL @bamgalace #
Classic movie line! LOL RT: @literaryhall: #80stweets “I’ll have what she’s having.” #
I guess #rrtheater really affected you last night? LOL RT @bamgalace a chainsaw drenched in blood?… feeling a little morbid this morning. #
Diet coke? RT: @CrystalPosey: Coffee or pepsi? #
runs away screaming! LOL @kirstiealley you never answer me.Can U see this? Guess I’ll just give up.I will unfollow U. Y won’t U follow me? #
Oh right! The stuff was the movie where alien goo is sold like yogurt. @bamgalace: @mcvane put shaving cream in my mouth when I was a kid! #
Watching The Roadrunner with my Dad. RT: @kirstiealley: Tell me the most exciting Saturday you can remember #
Greedy sellers are what’s killing ebay. RT: @tweetmeme: How Facebook, MySpace and YouTube Killed eBay http://bit.ly/dAHdV (via @simplicate) #
Remember the 1st 1? Trilogy of Terror gave me nightmares. Funny to me now. RT: @bamgalace: @mcvane …had an entire shelf of horror movies! #
Tried to fry ants? RT: @bamgalace My uncle gave me a magnifying glass for my 7th birthday and guess what i did with that. lol. #
#3drunkwords Who are you? #
Don’t you all HAVE to be SAG members? RT: @MelissaEGilbert: @mrskutcher @aplusk @kirstiealley @THEsaragilbert If you are a SAG member… #
#sexysaturday Be sure to at least visit @jiction once a day to read any updates to Jude’s Romance Fiction blurbs – an ongoing twitter story. #
Exactly! Scared me to death as a kid but LMAO as an adult RT @bamgalace oh MAN, that little african doll?…i hear the teeny ai-yay-ai-yay #
I don’t think you want to go there. Bad place! RT @The_Grilldog I am still debating do I want to be there or not! It’s a Libra thing I guess #
Daily A-Z: W is for Wrong. Have you ever felt wronged? You did everything you were supposed to do, but someone betrayed you for no reason? #
I’d love to hear such a name. RT: @limecello: oh authors. …if i can’t NOT laugh when i look at it, chances are i won’t read your book. lol #

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